Thursday, April 19, 2012

The Pirate Christian


For whatever reason, pirates are cool. I blame Johnny Depp. Something about searching for lost treasure, walking planks, sword battles, and ships with skull flags appeals to our inner Goonie.  Who hasn't dressed up as a swashbuckling scallywag at some point in their life?  You've got the do-rag, gaudy earringsscraggly hair, peg leg, parrot on the shoulder and, of course, the eye patch.

Contrary to popular belief, pirate eye patches weren't used to cover up some hideous wound or a missing eyeball, although I'm sure that was the purpose in some cases. They were actually an ingenious invention that gave pirates a tactical advantage in ship-to-ship combat.

See, it takes the human eye 20-30 minutes to fully adjust to the dark. In a bright light, our pupils constrict to a small dot to compensate for the abundance of photons entering our retina.  In darkness, our pupils dilate in order to take in more light information and allow us to process what little see.  Put simply, when you wake up in the morning and can't open your eyes because the sun is, well, doing its thing, you're waiting on your pupils to shrink so you can stop fumbling around blindly for your toothbrush.
To bring this back around, pirates wearing an eye patch would therefore keep one eye adjusted to the light and one eye adjusted to the dark.  If they needed to go below deck, where it was darker, they could just switch the patch to the other eye and move about with ease instead of having to wait 20-30 minutes before they can load a cannonball.
"What does this have to do with Christianity?"
Ahh yes. So, light and dark is used often in scripture as a metaphor for good and bad. John loved this one, and I do too because it serves as an outstanding illustration for otherwise hard to grasp concepts.
Like pirates wearing eye patches, some of us keep our lives adjusted to light and dark at the same time.  We attend church, hold ourselves to a moral code, and try to be general do-gooders. But then the night rolls around and we switch that eye patch over to the other eye and its as if we'd never been in the light all day - we're out getting drunk, sleeping around, selling drugs, indulging our fleshly desires.
The problem is, our eyes - our lifestyle - should not be adjusted to the dark.
1 Thessalonians 5:5 (NKJV)
You are all sons of light and sons of the day. We are not of the night nor of darkness.
"How do you avoid getting to that point?"
If it takes 20-30 minutes for your eyes to fully adjust to the dark, then maybe it takes 20-30 bad decisions for your life to fully adjust to the gutter life.  In reality, that number is probably more like 2-3 bad decisions. Nevertheless, it starts with one. Just one decision, one temptation. Doesn't seem like much at the time, but when it comes back the next time, it's that much easier to give in, until one day, it becomes your new normal. You're eyes are fully adjusted to the dark.
John 8:12 (NKJV)
Then Jesus spoke to them again, saying, I am the light of the world. He who follows Me shall not walk in darkness, but have the light of life."
We need to take the eye patch off altogether and let the light of God permeate every part of our lives. Leave no rock unturned. A life fully surrendered to the scrutiny of the cross. Set our eyes on Jesus and let them fully adjust to His light so that any step into darkness feels, as it should, wrong.
And when you are immersed in that kind of light, you can't help but carry it with you. When Moses came down from Mount Sinai after seeing literal glimpse of God, his face glowed.  People thought something was wrong with him.  Something was right with him. I so want to encounter God like that.
Set both eyes on Jesus, don't look to the right or to the left, and watch miracles happen to you and through you.
Proverbs 4:25-27 (MSG)
Keep your eyes straight ahead;
   ignore all sideshow distractions.
Watch your step,
   and the road will stretch out smooth before you.
Look neither right nor left;
   leave evil in the dust.

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